do you ever wonder if someone sees you on their dash and is like
"I regret that it takes a life to learn how to live."
- Jonathan Safran Foer, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close (via cavum)
- girlfriends father: so what are you doing at college?
- me: i am majoring in youre daughters ass
- girlfriends father: haha sweet
I only have 4 moods:
- fuck this
- fuck that
- fuck me
- fuck you
Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.
apparently “bae” means “before anyone else” i always thought it was a ghetto word for “babe”